Hey boys and girls, I bet you always wanted to meet the infamous Ronaldo McDonaldez! Have you? Well if you haven't then let me assure you, Senior McDonaldez really wants to meet you, you see he loves little kiddes, and I don't mean the way your daddy and mummy love you, it's a different type of love. He wants to fuck you and make you suck his little willy. So here is the man himself- Senior Ronaldo McDonaldez!!!

Ronaldo: Hello little boys and little girls. It's me Ronaldo McDonaldez. I want everyone of you to come to my new restaurant, McDonalde's! Don't bring your parents though, I am not into that sort of thing. After your meal you can all come to my house and have a bit of fun. There will be poking, bouncing, jerking and noise, oh yeah. I have very large feet you know! If you don't know what I mean than come around my house straight away and I'll show you.

I hope to hear from you real soon little kiddies, don't make me wait!